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parisrenee: Left Brain — I am the left brain. I am the scientist. I am the mathematician. I love the familiar. I categorize. I am accurate, linear, strategic. I am practical, always in control, A master of words and language, realistic. I can calculate equations and play with numbers. I am order; I am logic I know exactly who I am. Right Brain — I am the right brain. I am creativity, a free spirit, I am passion. Yearning, sensuality. I am the sound of roaring laughter, I am taste. The feeling of sand beneath my bare feet, I am movement, I am vivid colors, I am the urge to paint on an empty canvas I am boundless imagination Art. Poetry. I sense. I feel. I am everything I wanted to be. So RIGHT.
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Left Brain — I am the left brain. I am the scientist. I am the mathematician. I love the familiar. I categorize. I am accurate, linear, strategic. I am practical, always in control, A master of words and language, realistic. I can calculate equations and play with numbers. I am order; I am logic I know exactly who I am.

Right Brain — I am the right brain. I am creativity, a free spirit, I am passion. Yearning, sensuality. I am the sound of roaring laughter, I am taste. The feeling of sand beneath my bare feet, I am movement, I am vivid colors, I am the urge to paint on an empty canvas I am boundless imagination Art. Poetry. I sense. I feel. I am everything I wanted to be.

So RIGHT.

You may not be her first, her last, or her only.
She loved before she may love again.
But if she loves you now, what else matters?
She’s not perfect, you aren’t either,
and the two of you may never be perfect together
but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice,
and admit to being human and making mistakes,
hold onto her and give her the most you can.
She may not be thinking about you
every second of the day, but she will give you a part of
her that she knows you can break her heart.
So don’t hurt her, don’t change her, don’t analyze
and don’t expect more than she can give.
Smile when she maked you happy,
let her know when she makes you mad,
and miss her when she’s not there.
-Bob Marley.

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BEST DIVORCE LETTER, EVER!

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Dear Wife,

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been hell.

Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.

Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
——
Dear Ex-Husband

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.

It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.

After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.

I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me.

So take care.

Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!

P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.
I hope that’s not a problem.

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